McGill Brand Condoms

McGill 2010 Budget Condom: It’s always shrinking.

ID Card Condom: This variety only works during regular business hours.

Engineering Condom: Only needs to be 50% effective.

Management Condom: Made to work well in groups and costs way more than all the other varieties.

Education Condom: These only work a few days every month.

Honors Thesis Condom: Takes a long time to finish and won’t really be worth it.

Chartwells Condom: You get tired of it fast, but you have to keep using it all year.

Solin Condom: Made for people who often get stuffed into unpleasant locations.

Dick Pound Condom: BAREBACK, BABY!