(Colin is opening his Christmas present: “From Dad”)
Colin: Boy oh boy, I wonder what it is!
Dad: Well, you’ve always wanted to play soccer, haven’t you son?
Colin: (getting excited) Yeah!
(Colin opens the box. It is empty. Confused, he looks up, just in time to see his father swinging a giant sledgehammer into his legs.)
Dad: Do you like it? It’s irony.
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