Dear Santa,
How are you? I am doing well. I’ve been keeping Christmas close to my heart, just like the three spirits advised me. But I’ve got to tell you - Christmas is terribly exhausting! I think that all the gifts I gave to Tiny Tim may have spoiled him – now when I say no, he whacks me with his crutch. Bob pretends he doesn’t see, but I know he does. He’s just as bad, always skipping out on work because he knows I’m not going to fire him. He knows that’s not the “Christmas way.” So, if you can’t cancel Christmas, can you please at least send the three spirits his way?
And by “send the three spirits his way” I mean take care of him. Permanently.
Merry Christmas!
Ebenezer Scrooge
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