Happy New Year!
These are some things you can look forward to in 2010:
- China will emerge as the contending economic hegemon, with the help of exploited child workers and ancient dragon spirits.
- Pronouns will no longer have a place on university campuses.
- Michael Jackson will release another album, a la Tupac.
- The world’s supply of energy drinks will surpass that of bottled water. Incidentally, things will start going very fast.
- An even uglier woman will win the hearts of millions of people, who secretly watch Britain’s Got Talent.
- It will be proven that H1N1 was the second-greatest cause of unnecessary panic since Y2K.
- A giant leap forward will be made in the field of infomatronich stenography. Nobody will care.
- Zombies will attack, killing millions.
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