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Dear Steven,

It is with sincere regret that I must inform you that I cannot go out with you. Although dinner on Friday sounds charming, I am unable to accept your offer at this time.

This year, a record number of people asked me out and the pool was remarkably strong. I was unable to accommodate many qualified suitors. I am only one woman!

People asking me out this year came from all ten provinces, three territories, and forty-two foreign countries. They included a record number of underrepresented minorities, internationally placed athletes, a Canadian Merit Scholar, and several downright hotties. This year, for the first time, I will go out with more women than men, truly a landmark in my personal history.

Thank you for your interest - your taste in women is commendable. Although I am unable to accommodate you at this time, I wish you good luck and future success with the woman that you will eventually enter.

All the Best,

Chloe