Sunday, January 31, 2010

Values

Values change as we get older. Here are two people’s views of what the “best day ever” would mean:

Ross Julien, Age 15, Grade 10:
Our football team wins state championships, and then I get blowjobs from the thirteen hottest girls in school.

Arthur Connenburg, Age 42, Editor of Webster’s Dictionary:
About twelve blowjobs.

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